Saturday, April 15, 2017

Giraffes are funny looking

So April the giraffe popped out her stick creature this morning. Mazel tov. During her pregnancy PETA was all pissed off because April was allowed indoors when it was unseasonably cold, stating that it was "unnatural". Other dunderheads were claiming that when the baby came it would be "developmentally stunted" by the surveillance of the webcam. Now, in anticipation of the gender identification, some people are already crying foul because the veterinarian cannot possibly know what gender the giraffe will choose to identify as. Idjits. How about you just say, "Aww, isn't it cute?", smile a little, and move on.