In the stars

Hogwash! All you astrology buffs and adherents are full of hooey. There is absolutely ZERO scientific evidence (let alone proof) that the position of some bigass rocks and fiery blobs spinning around in space has ANY impact on some itty-bitty human's personality that is wandering around on one of those rocks. These wackos have dubbed me a "Scorpio" because of the happenstance of my birth date & time. They claim that my positive traits are that I'm resourceful, logical, passionate, diligent, analytical, and loyal. My negative traits are that I'm secretive, distrustful, opinionated, and demanding. That's a crock of...not a shred of truth to...a complete fallacy that...umm...well, shit. Apparently, I'm not just a Scorpio, but I'm VERY Scorpio. I'm still not buying into their mythological doctrine, but I'll be damned if there aren't a disproportionate number of coincidences between many astrological expectations and the real-world manifestations. Oh well, at least I'm not a pansy-ass Aquarius.