Whale barf in perfume

This is for all the disillusioned vegans who cannot accept their biologically omnivorous existence and insist on spouting their refusal to eat, use, wear, or come in contact with any animal products. Until you can demonstrate your avoidance of ALL of the following items that contain dead animal parts, take your hypocritical unwashed blathering elsewhere: Plastic bags, plywood, condoms, fireworks, nail polish, candles, toothpaste, paint, perfume, crayons, wood glue, shampoo, paint brushes, fabric softener, tires, film, deodorant, soap, tattoo ink, chewing gum, many candies, and most items having plastic or rubber components. You know, if it wasn't for the fact that they make a damn fine lamb stew, the Amish, in many ways, are (unintentionally) closer adherents to "modern veganism" than societal vegans are.