Dammit Phil

Phil, you dirty rat bastard.  As much as I wish the Punxsutawney rodent was correct (because I dislike summer with the incessant blinding, cancer-causing, stroke inducing, yellow demon in the sky), the historical accuracy of the vermin is only 39%.  So, though I wish Phil was correct and hope for an extended winter, odds are the weaselly little shit will be wrong and the miserable heat will come sooner.  Oh well.