Sunday, April 30, 2017

PC Dipshits

Batshit things I've actually heard/read liberal PC ding-dongs get fired up about:
-- Recognizing that someone is tall is body shaming.
-- McDonald's new Asian Salad is racist.
-- A white girl with dreadlocks is micro-aggression.
-- Referring to a person as him or her is transphobic.
-- Displaying the American flag in America on May 5th is racist.
-- It's sexist to call it a manhole.
-- Blocking pornography from public library computers is sexual discrimination.
-- Describing a shirt as being black is racist, it's "darkest colored".
-- The word sportsmanship is misogynistic.
-- Any depiction of Santa Claus saying "ho ho ho" is derogatory to women.
-- Santa Claus is an icon of religious persecution.
-- Addressing a crowd as "ladies & gentlemen" is sexist.
-- Nobody has a disability, they are differently-abled.
-- Calling your dog a "pet" is demeaning, they are canine companions.
-- Observing someone as being homeless is prejudicial, they're temporarily houseless.
-- Referring to someone as human is speciest.
-- They are no longer Easter eggs, they are spring spheres.
-- The term brainstorming is offensive to epileptics, use thought showering.
-- Christmas trees must be referred to as holiday trees.
-- Referring to a grandmother as grandma is offensive to women.
The list goes on...