What I've learned about myself from taking Facebook 'quizzes'.
Locale: I should live in Thailand or Alaska
Career: Either an assassin or mathematician
Aura: Grey
Spirit animal: Cobra or sloth
Sushi: Apparently I am tako (octopus)
Automobile: I am a 1972 Chevy Vega
Life goal: President of the USA (god help us all)
Death time: October 19, 2015 (on borrowed time?)
Astrological sign: Scorpio (they got one right)
Candy: I am a Butterfinger (eh)
TV show: Twilight Zone (again, eh)
Sexual conquests: 217 (no comment)
Compatible celebrity: Dolph Lundgren (WTF?)
Best physical trait: Hands
Best mental trait: Logical
Political compatibility: US Pirate Party ("Argh"?)
Fruit: I am a kumquat
Vegetable: I am a radish
