I learned a sobering lesson yesterday. I had the sheer impudence to question a specific liberal policy. Apparently I am now a racist, sexist, homophobic, inbred, bible-thumping, gun-toting, xenophobic, bigoted, hate-filled, idiotic redneck. My ignorance and stupidity is shameful and epic! Therefore, I shall renounce my Mensa membership in disgrace. Further, I will vow to partake of the nearest safe-space and help plot the overthrow of America's government whose sole mission is now the extinction of the human race and must be stopped. Who knew?
